Sometimes I wonder what it would be like if I died and they all met at my funeral. I wonder what the conversations would be like, who would tell which anecdotes about me, and at what point they would realize that I had so many different personalities and characteristics. They would be surprised when he says, ‘I had the best sex with her.’ They would be taken aback when she says, ‘No, it was definitely with me.’ I can assure you, I had the best sex imaginable with all of you.